Monday, March 30, 2020

Death by Gochu

If a Trinidadian, Jamaican, Indian or Mexican tells you that something is spicy. Believe them. They know what they’re talking about. They speak the truth. 

If a Korean tells you that something is spicy, sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t. First check to see if they’re not just saying that because you’re non-Korean. They may have heard about some European man who took one taste of regular ddeokbokki,* broke into a sweat, turned red and dropped dead on the spot while school children nearby slurped theirs down, unbothered, out of little paper cups. Based on this wildly exaggerated story, many Koreans have come to the conclusion that their food is too spicy for ANY foreigner (insert eye roll; I could write a book about their generalizations about Westerners). If I may offer my non-expert opinion, the gochu** did not kill him, he went into shock from encountering flavor for the first time in his life.

If a Japanese person says that something is spicy. It’s not. Ignore them and feed it to a toddler. 
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* stir-fried cylinder-shaped rice cakes, usually seasoned with spicy chili paste; popular after school snack
**spicy red pepper that figures prominently in Korean cuisine


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