We sat on the
sofa to watch azonto music videos. I
looked over, and his penis was out. His
erection was HUGE in girth and length. I
guess he was trying to impress me. Quite
the opposite; it frightened me. It was
the width of my wrist, and I’m not a small woman. I was sure if that thing had entered my body there
would have been serious internal damage.
Strike Three. After that I began
eyeing the door to figure out what knobs
to turn to make a quick getaway.
I suggested he
give me a tour of his neighborhood, and he agreed. Phew! We
walked toward the center of town and ended up back at the bus station. When he saw me go toward the ticket window to
purchase my return ticket, he begged me to spend the night. “Nothing is going to happen,” he
pleaded. Nope. Afterwards, he texted and called to apologize
and ask for another chance. “You’re so
beautiful that I couldn’t help myself.” When
I stopped responding, he called me from his second phone. I knew it was him. He’d forgotten that he’d told me that he had
two phones. He said that he was feeling
blue because his older sister’s breast cancer had returned. “So sorry to hear that. I’ll keep her in my prayers,” I responded
flatly. You ain’t clever. He sent
messages on WhatsApp and KakaoTalk. They
alternated between inspirational Bible verses and short porn videos.
One Sunday
evening after choir rehearsal in Haebangchon, I accompanied my friend Arthur,
who was taking the piano keyboard from the church basement where we practiced back
to the choir studio. There was Mr.
Schlongtastic having a beer with a buddy on the deck of the CU convenience
store next door to the choir studio. He hopped
off the deck and came over all smiles, “Hey! Long time! How have you been? So
nice to see you!” Then Arthur, who’s a tall, dark, muscley Nigerian, emerged
from the studio to get the keys from me.
The smile faded. Arthur said hello, took the keys and went back
inside. “It was nice seeing you again,”
he said and went back to his perch dejectedly.
Arthur had no
idea what had happened until I filled him in afterwards on our way to kizomba
class at Le Moulin. “Thanks for your help,”
I said. “I didn’t do anything,” he
chuckled.
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